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FWD 2.0

Punjabi husband/wife.......
Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Hilarious!! hahaha ...

A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...
DEAR Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please manage somehow.
Your loving husband,
JITA
His wife replied....
TINKU KE PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses,
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, you know......(that. ..???) I hope you understand.. .
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month? Because trust me, I am doing just fine with these arrangements. No Worries..... .......!
Your Sweet Heart and Loving Wife,
Kichi

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