[FWD] gender
Monday, October 20, 2008
EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender:
Ziploc Bags are Male - because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
Copiers are Female - because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
A Tire is Male - because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
Sponges are Female - because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
A Web Page is Female - because it's always getting hit on.
A Subway is Male - because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
An Hourglass is Female - because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
A Hammer is Male - because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
A Remote Control is Female - Ha! You thought it'd be male didn't you? But
consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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