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[TXT] What you might end up in after college...
Monday, September 15, 2008

[Originally in Filipino/Tagalog-English, English translation in italics.]

Kung di magtitino sa eskwela, ito ang mangyayari:

If you’re not taking school seriously, this is what you might become:

ENGINEER – panday – swordsmith

MIDWIFERY – kumadrona - ???

EDUCATION – tambay – bum

CRIMINOLOGY – tanod – neighborhood guard

P.M.A. (Philippine Military Academy graduate) – rebelde - rebel

MEDICINE – albularyo – quack doctor

I.T – tagabantay ng computer shop – internet café attendant

ACCOUNTANCY – tindera – salesperson

FINE ARTS – pintor ng dingding – wall painter

PHYSCOLOGY – manghuhula - ???

TOURISM – driver - chauffer

MASSCOM – bugaw – pimp

I.S. – illegal recruiter – unauthorized employment agency

DEV’T COM – prosti - prostitute

NURSING – maid/caregiver – maid / household helper

MEDTECH – drug pusher – drug pusher

H.R.M. (Hotel and Restaurant Management) – waiter - waiter

Eto malupit.. Now this is crazy…

B.S. MATH – scorer sa Liga :-D - the league’s official scorer :-D

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